Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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