Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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