Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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