so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting