I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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