i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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