can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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