He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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