its not stalking. its research.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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