dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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