with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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