there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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