I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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