oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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