Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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