Don't worry. I has chaperone.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I will pee on everything he values.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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