The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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