Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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