Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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