i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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