They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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