i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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