There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I think I died a long time ago.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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