he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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