I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
