i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Drunk is not a location!
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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