She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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