We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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