I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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