return my video game
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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