i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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