i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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