the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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