whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just want nice things and good sex
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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