Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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