Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just had sex on a roof
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I touched a dick in church today
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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