I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm always down for nudity.
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