i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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