awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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