I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
