The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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