i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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