Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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