i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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