last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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