So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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