I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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