We won't sleep together?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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