i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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