We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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