so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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