How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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