You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
