do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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