So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
