I think my vagina is haunted
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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