You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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