Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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